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but this isnt okay tbh we dont need to be just saying guys are shit i mean like really lmao

ginuwineleather:

i wanna raise my daughters to not text back

Posted 1 hour ago With 68,728 notes

“A woman sitting by herself is not waiting for you.”

Caitlin Stasey   (via thepeacefulterrorist)

!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted 1 hour ago With 32,315 notes

abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

Posted 1 hour ago With 613,965 notes

urtube:

I’m not inviting my parents to my wedding because they didn’t invite me to theirs :(

Posted 1 hour ago With 36,435 notes

zackisontumblr:

*plans life around having a rich significant other*

Posted 1 hour ago With 208,664 notes

thatsmoderatelyraven:

i bet people dont understand that im joking 800% of the time

Posted 1 hour ago With 355,558 notes

i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry

Posted 1 hour ago With 575,397 notes

born-t0-lose:

Bring Me The Horizon - Antivist

ruthiend:

My life would be SO much more pleasant if I didn’t worry about EVERYTHING

Posted 1 hour ago With 41 notes

rnedia:

i don’t understand why it’s illegal to have sex with a miner they provide us with coal and electricity they deserve a little fun

Posted 9 hours ago With 143,351 notes